I don't have a solution, but I do admire the problem.

Evening all. I hope you are all feeling better that I do.  My daughter is feeling better, and for now, my son has escaped the bug that has spread in the house.  And yes, I am now in bed with it.  Aching, nausea, but unlike my daughter, no vomiting.  Anyway the kids had fun.  They went to Go Banana's, the kids play area where my wife had an interesting time.  My son who has been on hunger strike decided to eat (maybe it was everyone else eating that did it, but it worked!) and my wife was a bit sceptical that he would actually eat his food.  But he did.  My daughter who has been banned from school for 48 hours after her vomiting, had fun, but enjoyed running of to play in the area for bigger kids, which my son was not allowed to enter.

Anyway, they are now asleep and I am in bed with my lovely wife, aching all over and getting ready to watch The Apprentice.  Take care all.

And yes, the cartoon is about FAUX news.

"Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly." --------Winston Churchill

Renault and Ford are working on a new small car for women.

They are mixing the Clio and the Taurus, and calling it the "Clitaurus."

It comes in pink, and the average male thief won't be able to find it, even if someone tells him where it is.