Wenger refuses to rule out Sol swoop
Good morning all. I am downstairs with the kids. As I start to type this, they are watching Charlie and Lola. And they are only getting in each others way on occasion. If one sits somewhere, the other wants to sit there. If one wants to play with something, the other wants to play with it. Keep them apart, and they miss the other though. Though, of course, once I type this, they have decided to give each other space. My daughter is watching Ooglies and my son is wondering about playing on the cooker (do not worry Mum, it is a toy one) or doing other things. This week they have been greeting me at the door, though when I come through the door, they do remind me of the Squeeze toy aliens from Toy Story. Amusing though.
We had guests round last night. Miranda and Francis with Barbara and Chris for a meal. It was great having them round. Drinks, and of course, the great food that my wife makes. Anyway, drinks, up late last night. And so, my wife is getting much needed sleep upstairs. Which is why I, sleep deprived, am awake. (They wake at 0600 without fail.)
I will of course try to watch the Arsenal match at Anfield on television. With our recent results, I am not too hopeful of a result in this game. Especially as Liverpool have had loads of set backs and really have something to prove.
Anyway, I hope this makes you laugh...
Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.
Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other.
Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.
Criminal : A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.
Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that You actually look forward to the trip.
Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
Father : A banker provided by nature.
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"
Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Opportunist : A person who starts taking a bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says midway "See I am not injured yet."
Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power.
Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
