Manchester City have just been awarded a Coca Cola franchise. The American soft drink manufacturor are said to be impressed by City's ability to bottle just about anything

Well, to be fair, Swansea have an excellent home record.  But, at the time of making this post, ManUre are top having beaten West Bromwich Albion while Man $hitty were beaten away to Swansea.  Many think that ManUre have the advantage in the race for the title.  Mind you, I am not interested in that.  I am interested in the race for third place.  The Scum lost yesterday which gives us a chance, so long as we beat Newcastle tomorrow.  Mind you, Chelski are keeping up the pressure with their win yesterday and we have a tendency to throw advantages away.  We may not even finish in the top four.  Remember last season, despite having the chance to win the title in a two horse race, we finished in 4th place.  It will be interesting to see what our new signing will be like next season, assuming that he does not change his mind and that Van Persie stays.

Anyway, the kids.  My daughter had her learning conference last week and since her last one last term, she has been doing really well.  Her handwriting could be better, but then she is cursed as my handwriting is terrible.  There are times I have problems reading what I have written myself!  My son has an interesting view on learning things.  He is able to read some three letter words, and if you talk about sums using cars, he is able to do basic addition and subtraction.  I have taken by daughter out on her bike today.  I was going to take my son out on his new scooter, but due to a collision between the two, he fell over and now has a nice shiny bruise on his forehead.  Needless to say he was not too keen on going out on his scooter afterwards.  Later through, with the sunny weather that we had today, the two kids went out to play in the garden on the climbing frame that I put together.  While looking deformed and twisted compared to the picture on the box, it is still up and they love using the swings on it as well as the climbing frame.


Anyway, time to go now.  They are eating while watching the Smurfs.

After a lengthy court battle Clark Kent has lost custody of his kids.  Now he can only see his children with supervision

I was in my car driving back from work. A police officer pulled me over and knocked on my window. I said 'One minute I'm on the phone.' 

Roman Abramovic can afford to keep hiring and firing managers because he saves so much money on Torres goal bonuses