Speaking outside the court after her divorce from Prince Charming, Cinderella was asked what was the biggest lesson she learned from the marriage, "Never marry a man who's really into shoes", she replied.

I was hoping to watch Cinderella in the cinema.  Unfortunately, neither of the kids wants to watch it.  I am not sure, but I suspect my son does not want to watch it as it is a 'girls' film and my daughter when asked stated that she did not want to watch it as she hated the idea of someone waiting around for Prince Charming to arrive.  I am certain that her views on boys were coloured when my son was able to walk and talk.  Now she has a disdain for boys that I hope lasts a long long time.  I know that it will not, but as a father, I can hope...