The kids are looking forwards to Christmas. Well my daughter is.
She was able to speak to my mother using my iPhone while she was using her webcam. (Thanks to one of my brothers for this.) All she taked about yesterday was how today would be Christmas Eve and that Father Christmas could be coming to visit. To say that she is excited would be an understatement. My son is aware something is going on. Being aged two, he has been annoyed that he has been to other people's birthday parties, but that he has not had one himself. Needless to say, trying to explain this to him has been fairly fruitless. But he is going to love Christmas. He is going to get Buzz Lightyear. He got Woody for his birthday, and although he loves Woody, he seems to prefer Buzz, I suspect because he is a spaceman and being two, he has not watched many Cowboy and Indian films. Anyway, I have taken a quick break at work to post this. I need to get back to work as my break is over.
Take care all, and have a Merry Christmas!
There were three men talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third man remains quiet. After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says "Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?"
The third fellow says "I'll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees."
The first two blokes where amazed. "What happened then?" they asked.
She said 'GET OUT FROM UNDER THE BED AND FIGHT LIKE A MAN!'
