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Thursday, 11 November 2010

Anyone else notice how long it takes to spell, "Obsessive Compulsive Disorder" using alphabetti spaghetti?

The good news is that I am feeling better.  The bad news is that my daughter was doing the exorcist last night.  Just for clarification, that meant vomiting rather than being possessed by a demonic entity.
 

My son though appears to be well.  But with him, my wife and I are waiting for it to happen, it is almost worse than if he as ill.  But I prefer fearing him being ill, as opposed to him actually being ill.

Anyway, thanks to the bed rest that I had the day before, I feel more capable of looking after her now.  Unlike last night when I snapped at my wife.  Anyway, she is bed now getting rest, and my daughter gets to have more time off school.  I would be tempted to send her back sooner, but then I suspect she would just tell everyone that she was off.

On the bright side, Arsenal won last night.  Did not get to watch the highlights then, but if the kids let me, I will do so later today.


Anyway, I hope that you like the picture above and the music link below.  Of course, to refers to Rebecca Ferguson, someone who others think is good at singing.



And if not, tough. You might like the joke though.  If not, have a look at this weeks Apprentice.  The candidate who left, this week, was a joke.  

Four married men go fishing.

After an hour, the following conversation took place:

First man:
'You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend.'

Second man:
'That is nothing; I had to promise my wife that I would build her new decking for the garden'

Third man:
'Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her.'

They continue to fish.

When they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word, they asked him. 'You haven’t said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?'

Fourth man:
'I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a slap on her ar*e and said:
'Fishing or Sex?' and she said: 'Wear sun-block.'

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