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My daughter reported me to Instagram today.

I had taken her to an appointment this morning and as we arrived early we bought a mocha each.  After the appointment after driving home I cycled to my Wednesday job and it was only when I had left home that I realised that I had not had breakfast.

After getting to work, I posted on Instagram that I had a mocha powered cycle.  When I got home after work, I found that my daughter had replied and called me an asshole.  I responded that she was an arse as an ass is a donkey.  And she reported my comment which was deleted!

Anyway the kids are fine.  My son is cycling back to school, though he was not able to do so today as he had lost his key to his bicycle lock!  His hand is healed and he was quite proud after coming third in his year in a maths test!