If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

Evening all. I am watching Arsenal lose. Which is annoying. When the draw was made, I felt it was a good draw. I think that the team does better when we play against teams that play football against us. Unfortunately, it has not been the case today. We have not played with the pace that stretches teams, and more importantly, tires them out. With two great players with pace, I would have thought that we would have torn AC Milan to shreds. Unfortunately, only one of them started the game, and he has now been taken off. It does not look good even though the other is a sub.

Anyway, today. As noted yesterday, we had been thinking about travelling to Legoland, only to find out that it is closed this month. So instead, we went to Woburn Safari Park. The kids did not know where they were going, and they loved it. The drive there was interesting. A lorry crashed on the M25 so we had to make a few detours, both on the way there and as there was still traffic issues on the way back as well.  When we arrived, the kids loved it. 

Anyway, we are back now.  Tired and the kids are in bed.  My wife is upstairs having decided not to watch the match, which is great in someways as she would just be laughing at me.  Just like the laughs that will happen tomorrow...

And something to make you laugh.

Knock knock
"Who's there?"
"Doorbell repairman."

Knock Knock...
Who's there?
Alzheimers.
Alzheimers who?
Knock knock...

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gestapo.
Gestapo who?
VE WILL ASK ZE KVESTIONS! *SLAP*

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock
Who's there?
Parkinsons

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor who?
No, Doctor Shipman. Is your gran in?

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Jade.
Jade who?
See. You've forgotten her already!!

Knock knock
Who's there?
I give up
Ah, you're French then.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Jehovah's Witnesses
Sorry no one’s in.

knock,knock
Who's there?
Josef Fritzl; and I told you never to answer the door.