During the rioting in Tottenham, looters broke into the White Hart Lane trophy room, Unfortunately the only thing to steal was the carpet.

Afternoon all.  The post title is a reference to the violence in London last night, and the picture, to the way ManUre seem to have loads of time added on when they are behind.

It has been a while since my last post about the kids, and for that I am sorry.

Since I last posted, we have been enjoying me having two weeks off.  I have been moonlighting over this time, but only at times.  We have watched a few films, both on DVD and at the cinema.  We have been to the beach and today, to the Brightlingsea Music Festival.  The only downside is that it rained.  When I say rained, it poured down.  And even that did not put a down on my day as I got to enjoy it with my family.  All were soaked to the skin but it was a laugh in many ways.

Other news, my daughter has lost three of her front teeth.  They have been falling out over the last two weeks, the third one having to be pulled out by my wife this morning.  It had started to come out yesterday after her brother's head smashed into her.  Both screamed a bit, especially as she cut her lip, her screaming due to her blood, he screaming as he saw his sister was bleeding!  She even had to see the dentist today afterwards as she was in pain, but typically, but the time she saw the dentist, things had got better.

Anyway, time to go and i hope the jokes bring a smile to your face.

McDonalds. Helping young footballer's shine.

With sweat, after making them 15 stone. 

Man City have offered ex MP David Blunkett £20,000 a week for next season.
They hope he will show them how to hold on to a lead. 

Roberto Mancini is looking for a new house in Manchester, nothing too extravagent though.

Just a 2 up, 3 down 

In the 64th minute of the 5 added on Man Utd score the winner, shock.