And Cocaine.
Not that I am bitter. A truly great player, who scored one of the best goals I ever saw. After the cheating git scored with a handball. A bit hard to forget really.
Anyway, time to post about the family. First of all, the picture is one my daughter did. I had meant to post it on the weekend, but forgot! Yesterday I was working late, so did not get the chance to post it, and on Monday, I was putting the bed for my son together. On Saturday, the kids were jumping on my sons bed, and broke it. My wife managed to 'fix' it, in that it lasted until a new bed came (which was then bought after the first one was broken), but it meant that I had to put together the flat pack bed. And so far, it is still standing. My experience with DIY is legendary. My wife no longer trusts me to do things. She asked me to put up shelves, an I did try to put them up right, but in the end we had to pay someone to come in and put them up properly. We have a light in our extension, and one of our neighbours would not sit under it until she was promised that I did not put it up and that we got someone in to do it.
Anyway, today I was a bad father. I picked my daughter up late from school. I literally was only a minute or two late, but it must have been an eternity for her. She was really brave waiting for me, but when I arrived, she burst into tears. And I felt so bad. So, out of my wife and I, I have had to do the walk of shame after getting my daughter late to school, while my wife never has (there was a close call for her once). And now I have been late to pick her up. And to make things worse, I only take and pick up my daughter once a week. Wednesday is my paperwork day, so I go into work early, come home to take the kids to school/pre-school and go back to work. I come back to collect my son from pre-school, go back to work, then come home to collect my daughter. I honestly think that it helps me work, as I hate paperwork. I love people contact, not paper contact, and having the time with the kids makes the drudge of paperwork so much better. Saying that, I still love my job, and love where I am working, and Wednesdays, though the Wednesday part is mostly because I get to take the kids to school. And on the topic of work, I hope you like the joke below...
Dear work colleagues,
It would just so happen that I am the winner of the Euro-million jackpot so I won't be in Tomorrow you bunch of boring gits.
I regularly spit in the office kettle and Mr Jenkins, I ****** your Wife. Twice.
**** you and goodbye.
..........
13 July 0811 AM.
Sorry all, checked last weeks numbers by mistake.
May be a little late this Morning.
P.S I have doughnuts :-)
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