Henleys Estate Agent

Evening all.  

I was listening to the radio today and heard a comedy about estate agents.  Well, lets face it, they get a bad rap.  But I have to say, when we moved houses, we sold our house with a great estate agent.  I doubt many people will get the time to read this, or even care about a great estate agent, but if you are interested in one, Henleys in Colchester are brilliant.  They do not just serve Colchester, but the area in between Colchester and Ipswich as well.  When I look back at the time we spent trying to sell our house, part of me wishes that we had used them first of all as we used two other agents beforehand, neither of whom I would recommend.  Whereas Henleys were great, honest and they addressed people as individuals, not just treating them as a commission.

Anyway, if you are interested in some jokes about the crap estate agents...

What's the difference between Sperm and an Estate Agent ?

At least a sperm has a one in a million chance of becoming a Human Being. 

Two Estate Agents were on holiday in Africa, they were enjoying themselves and decided to take a closer look at the wildlife and maybe take some pictures.

All of a sudden a lion starts running towards them, the older EA starts running for his life but looks over his shoulder and amazingly the other younger EA is opening his bag and putting on a pair of Reboks.

He say's "What are you doing, you can't out-run a lion"

The other EA say's "Sod out-running the Lion, just as long as I out run you!!