Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.

Afternoon all.  I hope you all are well.  Today has been a good day, though I am taking time to post this in a break at work.  Got to spend the morning with the kids.  My wife was involved (with many other mothers) in a fete for pre-school which is where my son will be going later, and where my daughter went before going to school.  They loved it there.  Nails getting painted, stick-on-tattoos and of course, bargain toys.  When I left them for work, they had got a road set up on the floor and were driving cars round it.  It is thoughts like that which will keep me going on this very late shift!

Anyway, take care all.   



DICTIONARY OF WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want...
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. We REALLY need to talk = you're in deep shit.
8. Sure, go ahead = you better not
9. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
10. I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
11.You're certainly attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?

DICTIONARY OF MEN'S ENGLISH:

1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay