My hatred of Man Utd is a 90 minute thing. 16 times a day. 7 days a week.

One more day...



Tomorrow is my last day. Jo at work is planning something, and knowing her, it will be very memorable, for all the wrong reasons for me!




Today my son woke up at 0520.  He did that yesterday as well.  I have not been sleeping well in the last few nights so having to wake up extra early because of him is not that appreciated.  Mind you, on Monday when he said (for the first time) "Daddy come into my room" I was a lot more understanding.  He is learning new things with speech every day.

And his sister, not learning as fast, mind you, she is four, but she is picking up loads.  She does like to pretend that she is blonde though.  Not that she pretends ot have yellow hair, but she is very good at coming across as knowing less than she actually does! 







Breaking News

Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female
hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of
beer

and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without
making sense, became emotional, couldn't drive, and refused to
apologize when wrong.

No further testing is planned.