Evening.  Once again, I am at home alone.  I spent yesterday with my kids.  And once again I loved it.  Until our kitchen is built, my family will be at my wife's parents.  So I am home alone.  

On the bright side, I get to watch Torchwood and have watched Dollhouse.  But I would much rather have my wife and children at home with me.  Especially with this episode of Torchwood, which is about kids.  

I got there after ten, ate and watched the Michael Jackson tribute.  And then went to bed, late.  Come the morning, I was awoken.  Those 'little darlings' woke up at around six.  Which means, that I got less than six hours sleep.  Not bad really, but I have been sleep deprived and gradually have been worn down.  Sad sap that I am, I have not slept well without my wife in bed with me or my kids under our roof.  But although I was exhausted, spending time with them is so precious.  Especially now when I do not even get to read them a bed time story.  My wife and I took them to a soft play area which they both loved.  Not as clean as the ones they are used to near where we live.  But while I may have had reservations, they did not.  And to be fair, what is a bit of dirt really?  Anyway, time spent like that is one thing they love.

As for the picture?  Well, as some of you are aware, I am an addict on Yahoo Answers.  The link shows that I have spent too much time on it!  Take care all.   

Here are some Churchisms if you want a laugh.

The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. 

The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.' The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.' 

Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands. 

Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say 'Hell' to someone who doesn't care much about you. 

Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help. 

Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation. 

For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs. 

Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get. 

Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days. 

A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow. 

At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice. 

Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones. 

Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children. 

Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered. 

The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility. 

Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow. 

The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon. 

This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church.. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin. 

Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B. S. is done. 

The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the Congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday. 

Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door. 

The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy. 

Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance. 

The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new campaign slogan last Sunday: 'I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours.'