The BNP, cyberactivism and the Royal Family

Well, I thought I would post something here just about politics.  A post about the BNP.  They are active on Yahoo! Answers, just as they are active elsewhere on the internet spreading lies and half truths.

Now for the record, I think that Britain is great.  I think that it can, and should be better.  Working together, we can make it so.  Listening to extremists leads to fear and hatred, which is what this nation does not need.

Anyway, as the video above shows, racists can be a laugh.  But also, there are many many times that they are not.  All too many have been involved in violence, and this applies not just to supporters of the BNP, or those linked to them, but founding members as well. And remember that the BNP have been linked to terrorism which has killed many innocents.  They are not to be underestimated.  Thanks to the lies that they have spread, they have gained in votes, and while they fared badly in the last election, the number of people voting for them in a general election increased from 192,746 to 564,331 votes, something that shows that the lies and smears that they spread have worked.  I suspect that with the planned electoral reform, they will gain more votes, as seen in the European Elections in 2009 when they gained 943,598 votes.  

There are many people who compare them to the Nazi's, and some comparisons on this are right, others of course are wrong as they do not advocate a final solution, though they do state that those they consider immigrants should be encouraged to leave the country.

Which leads on to my next rant on them.  The BNP state that those who are not 100% British should be encouraged to leave.  An example of such a person is Cashley Cole.  Now being an Arsenal fan, I am biased against him.  But the BNP consider him to be not British in an ethnic sense and therefore is one of those who should be encouraged to leave.  He has a white mother, which the BNP would consider English, and a Black father.  The thing is, Prince Charles should come under the same view.  He has a father who is considered Greek, or Danish, let alone the issue with his mother.  But of course, this is nothing to do with racism, as the BNP state that they are not a racist political party.

 

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up.

Morning all. A quick post about the Arsenal game against Birmingham.  Yes we were lucky to get away with a handball in the penalty area, but then we have had such decisions go against us an example being against Wigan, which would mean that we would have won the game and been level on points with ManUre.  But then Bowyer was lucky to get away with assaulting Song in the game, well in the game he was.  What happens afterwards will be interesting, and hopefully, he will be punished.  Anyway, I have Wednesday to look forwards to and the game against Man $hi+y.  And if you want a laugh, I hope you enjoy this...



There is a new study just released by the American Psychiatric Association about women and how they feel about their arses. The results are pretty interesting:

10% of women surveyed feel their arse is too big.

5% of women surveyed feel their arse is too small.

The remaining 85% say they don't care; they love him; he's a good man; they would have married him anyway.

But I put it to you your honour, that once adorned with tinsel and baubles it was no longer a cannabis plant but a Christmas tree!

Evening all.  I have a moment at work to post a quick update on the kids.  As my mother knows, I have started to use my mobile to allow her to make video calls to them before they go to bed.  Having an iPhone 4, it can make such calls, which is great.  They have loved seeing her on the telephone and of course, she has loved being able to see them most nights.  Of course, now she is going abroad, it will be even better.  I have to thank David, who had come to stay in December, who told me that I could do this.  However (like the Guardian did), he said I could use Skype, which I could not at the time.  So instead, I used Yahoo! Messenger.  My brother set up an account for my Mum and since then, she has been able to see the kids.  Of course, now she is going to be many many miles away, thanks to the time difference, she will only get a chance to see them on the weekend mornings that I am not going to be working!  But seeing them on weekends when abroad will be better than not at all.



Spent last night with my wife, had a great time watching Jools Holland with her, and in the morning, the kids were understanding and allowed us to sleep, while they watched television in bed with us.  Thank god for Cbeebies! 

Anyway, back to work, and when I get home, I may even get to watch the highlights from the Arsenal match!  Not that I expect them to win.  Still, must not complain.  We are still in the European Cup, at least till we play Barcelona.

And I hope you like this song. If not, there is something else that can make you laugh and I hope someone likes that.



Blondes on Marriage
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning, the wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up. The husband said, "Who was that?" The wife said, "I don't know, some young woman wanting to know 'if the coast is clear."

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Hello.  I guess this is a great title considering the game result.  A draw.  Sad really, considering that we were two goals to one up.  I have got all my swear words out.  And the team knew that they had to focus.  But never mind.  I guess.  Well I will mind, but I have my kids, who are far more important to me than Arsenal is.  And of course my wife.  Who also is more important than the football team.

And speaking of the family, my daughter is about the same as she was yesterday.  Which is unwell, but still well enough to play about, though she gets tired easily.  And in an attempt to stop my son from trying to kill us I took him out for a walk while my daughter was having a nap.  He loved having quality time with me.  Sad considering that I am going to work tomorrow.  The kids have been playing with the Lego and Duplo that they got for Christmas.  And of course, being kids, they have been as cheeky as they could get away with.  My son of course being the one who is the most cheeky out of the two of them.

Anyway, I have to go.  Time to massage my wife's feet.  Good night all.

  



And I hope you find this funny.

Abra-Kebabra: A magic act performed on Saturday night, where fast food vanishes down the performer's throat, and then shortly afterwards, it suddenly reappears on the taxi floor.

Aussie Kiss: Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.

Beer Coat: The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise at 3 in the morning.

Beer Compass: The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a booze cruise, even though you're too pissed to remember where you live, how you get there, and where you've come from.

BOBFOC: Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch.

Boiler Suit: The prosecution charge that you did wilfully, and knowingly, score with a BOBFOC last night. This charge is usually brought by a kangaroo court of your friends in the pub on Saturday night.

Breaking the Seal: Your 1st visit to the loos in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.

Cider Visor: Beer Goggles for the young drinker.

Etch-A-Sketch: Trying to draw a smile on a woman's face by twiddling both of her breasts simultaneously.

Going For a McShit: Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, you're just going to the loo. If challenged by a pimply staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is a McShit With Lies.

Millennium Domes: The contents of a Wonderbra. i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually nothing in there worth seeing.

Monkey Bath: A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa! Aa! Aa!".

Mystery Bus: The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.

Mystery Taxi: The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10-Pinter in your bed instead.

NBR: No Beers Required. Someone that you'd chat up instantly in the pub. The opposite of a 10-Pinter.

10-Pinter: Someone that you'd only chat up after drinking at least 10 pints.

2-Bagger: Someone that you'd need 2 paper bags to sleep with. (1 to cover their head, and 1 to cover yours, in case their bag falls off.)

X-Piles: Unwanted visitors from Uranus.

Arsenal vs Chelski

Well, let me try this out. A post by e-mail.

First of all, the kids. My son has not been too well for the last few days. So today, he gave his illness to his sister (they love to share) and then got better. So we had an Ill daughter who was too unwell to go to a birthday party and a son who had regained his energy. This really came out later today. While his sister was knackered, he decided that he needed to wrestle. Normally he decides to take me on, I am after all the pretender to the throne of Alpha Male that his rightfully his. (He stays at home & looks after everyone while I sod off to work.). But today he decided to attack my wife. It might be that he has decided to like me more as I have been at home. It took some doing, but after a while I managed to get him to try to fight me instead. Of course, I have to lose at times.

And on that topic, it was kind of Chelski to lose last night. I did not think that would happen. I actually thought that we were going to be beaten again, though I also was aware that probability was on our side, not just the awful run of form that Chelski had, but that we were playing better, and that we deserved some luck in this fixture. Drogba loves playing against us. The git that he is, he ruined the Arsenal career of Senderos who, until a game against him was brilliant and afterwards, he lost load of confidence and never regained it while wearing an Arsenal shirt. But it was enjoyable to watch a game we both dominated and more importantly won. In the past we have been all over Chelski only for Drogba to score on a counter attack. Victory was sweet last night, though my wife was glad that the kids were asleep during the game as my language was a bit foul!

Anyway, goodnight all.

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If the zombie apocalypse ever happens, I'm just going to surround my house with outward facing treadmills. I should be fine.

Evening all.  Hope you all are well.

Not much time to post.  

Kids had a great Christmas.  They loved the toys they got.  Yesterday I took them down to London to see my mother.  And today Lynn and Steve popped round which both loved as they can get loads of hugs and attention from Lynn.  My son has a thing for attractive blondes you see.  Well, they are attractive!  My wife thinks that he prefers blondes, but being two, you can not really tell.  Anyway, I am knackered.  I have stayed up to watch Arsenal win!  And not only win, but beat Chelski and overcome a run of defeats against them!  A good game, and good post match analysis on Sky (though I prefer the way Alan Hansen goes through matches on Match of the Day).

Good night all, and take care!  I hope you like the video below and that you do not consider it to be too rude.  If you do, tough!


Oh, and the joke...

Compare The Meerkat

Great Grandad: Battles Mongoose
Grandad: Sails To Russia
Father: Compare The Meerkat.Shop
Alexandr: Bribes FIFA Officials

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

I got this joke by text earlier this week, or a Christmas version of it. 
The kids are looking forwards to Christmas.  Well my daughter is. 
She was able to speak to my mother using my iPhone while she was using her webcam.  (Thanks to one of my brothers for this.)  All she taked about yesterday was how today would be Christmas Eve and that Father Christmas could be coming to visit.  To say that she is excited would be an understatement.  My son is aware something is going on.  Being aged two, he has been annoyed that he has been to other people's birthday parties, but that he has not had one himself.  Needless to say, trying to explain this to him has been fairly fruitless.  But he is going to love Christmas.  He is going to get Buzz Lightyear.  He got Woody for his birthday, and although he loves Woody, he seems to prefer Buzz, I suspect because he is a spaceman and being two, he has not watched many Cowboy and Indian films.  Anyway, I have taken a quick break at work to post this.  I need to get back to work as my break is over. 

Take care all, and have a Merry Christmas!



There were three men talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third man remains quiet. After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says "Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?"

The third fellow says "I'll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees."

The first two blokes where amazed. "What happened then?" they asked.

She said 'GET OUT FROM UNDER THE BED AND FIGHT LIKE A MAN!'