First of all, let me rant about the football. Now, I know that my rant is not going to be as well formed as other people when they make posts about football. But I am going to have to moan about a game where we played with ten men against twelve. I know that referees have a hard time, and that mistakes are going to be made, but it was wrong that Nolan was not sent off for holding our goalie in a headlock. Diaby did deserve to be sent off for his attack on Barton as referees should take a hard line on violent conduct. But when Nolan was left on the pitch...
Saying that, we should have held onto a four goal lead. That we could not, despite being two men down on Newcastle was a reflection on how well Newcastle played, how bad we played, and how crap the decisions the ref made. And to think, Fabregas has been getting stick for allegedly making comments about referees taking bribes in the game against Everton and then this happens! I know that Newcastle had one goal disallowed, but then so did we, and the second penalty was not one.
But as noted, credit where credit is due. We folded, but Newcastle played brilliantly (with the help of the ref) and the last goal was amazing.
Anyway, back to the kids. Yesterday, took them to the shops, my son on a tricycle, my daughter on her scooter. They both loved it. They had stopped me watching football, my son deciding that he wanted to play it in the garden after watching me watch the first four Arsenal goals and my daughter decided to do the same. But after they got bored in the garden, I took them to the shops. Well, they loved the change in the routine. Both spending time in the garden and also the new and different way of going to the shops. My daughter did have a tendency to fall over on the scooter which is a two wheeled one, and not the fashionable ones that everyone else has. But she loves it. The time spent with them is precious, and is something I have to treasure as they are not going to want to spend time with me in a few years!
Also, we went out for a rare treat. We went to The Sun in Dedham. My wife loved it. She is a great cook, and I am lucky enough to have food of that standard most days. But she does not get to enjoy such food. She did take me out for my birthday last month, but ended up with food poisoning due to the Scallops that she ate at the Fountain House and did not like the food at The Anchor in Nayland. The kids liked being taken out for the day and the Sun Inn is dog friendly so they got to see quite a few dogs, which where not as boisterous as Dougal, my brothers dog is, when they get to see him. Anyway, time to go. Until my next quick instalment.
Q: What do you do when a blond throws a pin at you?
A: Run like hell because she has a hand grenade in her mouth.
How do you drown a blonde?
Stick a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool
Q. Hear about the blonde that bought an AM radio?
A. It took her a month to figure out she could play it at night too.
Q. How can you tell a blonde has used your computer?
A. There is tippex on the screen.
Q. What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common?
A. You always hear about them but never see them.
Q. What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
A. Artificial intelligence.
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Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, so the referee booked him
TRANSFER MARKET UPDATE: Sir Alex Ferguson has offered Webb a new contract because he is convinced that Howard Webb will be a perfect replacement for van der Sar. He has always come up with tremendous saves for United with impeccable consistency.
Wednesday, 19 January 2011
I hate writing essays about glue. I always get stuck.
Evening all. I am watching the match, as noted in the last two posts. So let me get on with this quickly. Since I last posted my son has been as cheeky and as charming as ever, and by daughter keeps on asking about new things as she soaks up as much as she can at school and at home.
Today was paperwork day. My job here is much harder than where I worked before. More paperwork, as well as more clinical work. But, I am happier here. Which does not mean that I did not like my old job. It was just that the team which I worked with as one that I felt was not working well together. I hope they are working better now that I have left. And of course, the other plus side about not being there was that it was just outside Ipswich, which meant that I would have got a lot more stick for the result when Ipswich beat Arsenal in the first leg of the league cup semi-final.
But back to non-football things. Today, woke up early. Went to work. My wife, who is ill with flu like symptoms, got the kids ready and I came back from the mountain of paperwork that I have to take my daughter to school, and my son to pre-school. It was great taking them. We walked in, and then after my daughter went in, I got to take my son to pre-school. Went to work, came back for lunch, picked my son up first of course. Then back to work. And then back home, to collect my daughter. I am lucky to be able to spend this much time with the kids. I know that there are many who do not get to spend time with them, and while all kids are going to be naughty from time to time, my two kids are really well behaved. And of course, charming. My son, on the way from my daughters school to his pre-school held the hand of one of the other mothers who live down the road, deciding that she was female, and therefore was there to be charmed. At times, I think that he has had to step up in cuteness as his sister is so amazing. And with the two of them getting on so well together, being with both of them is amazing. Mind you, being with just one of them is brilliant as well! He has started to change the say he talks to me wife as he has realised that there are ways of saying things that make my wife more likely to say yes.
It is nice to hear my wife say that, as I know that she says things in a certain way to get me to do things. I know this as once she admitted to doing so. When or how she does it, I have no idea. But it is nice to have it being used on her my my son, who has her eyes.
I might have a rant on politics later. After all, there has been loads to comment on. But I think that I will leave that for another time.
I have to go. Half time. Leeds have pulled a goal back just before half time. Fingers crossed that the Arsenal will win. Hope the rest of the post below brings a smile to your face. And that you like the video below.
DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
40-ish.............................................49 (to 53)
Adventurous................................Slept with everyone
Athletic...........................................No tits
Average looking..........................Ugly
Beautiful........................................Pathological liar
Contagious Smile........................Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure....................On multiple medications
Feminist.........................................Fat & Furry
Free spirit......................................Junkie
Friendship first.............................Former slut
Fun..................................................Annoying
New-Age........................................Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded................................Desperate
Outgoing........................................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate....................................Sloppy drunk
Professional..................................Bitch
Voluptuous....................................Very Fat
Large frame...................................Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate..........................Stalker
Today was paperwork day. My job here is much harder than where I worked before. More paperwork, as well as more clinical work. But, I am happier here. Which does not mean that I did not like my old job. It was just that the team which I worked with as one that I felt was not working well together. I hope they are working better now that I have left. And of course, the other plus side about not being there was that it was just outside Ipswich, which meant that I would have got a lot more stick for the result when Ipswich beat Arsenal in the first leg of the league cup semi-final.
But back to non-football things. Today, woke up early. Went to work. My wife, who is ill with flu like symptoms, got the kids ready and I came back from the mountain of paperwork that I have to take my daughter to school, and my son to pre-school. It was great taking them. We walked in, and then after my daughter went in, I got to take my son to pre-school. Went to work, came back for lunch, picked my son up first of course. Then back to work. And then back home, to collect my daughter. I am lucky to be able to spend this much time with the kids. I know that there are many who do not get to spend time with them, and while all kids are going to be naughty from time to time, my two kids are really well behaved. And of course, charming. My son, on the way from my daughters school to his pre-school held the hand of one of the other mothers who live down the road, deciding that she was female, and therefore was there to be charmed. At times, I think that he has had to step up in cuteness as his sister is so amazing. And with the two of them getting on so well together, being with both of them is amazing. Mind you, being with just one of them is brilliant as well! He has started to change the say he talks to me wife as he has realised that there are ways of saying things that make my wife more likely to say yes.
It is nice to hear my wife say that, as I know that she says things in a certain way to get me to do things. I know this as once she admitted to doing so. When or how she does it, I have no idea. But it is nice to have it being used on her my my son, who has her eyes.
I might have a rant on politics later. After all, there has been loads to comment on. But I think that I will leave that for another time.
I have to go. Half time. Leeds have pulled a goal back just before half time. Fingers crossed that the Arsenal will win. Hope the rest of the post below brings a smile to your face. And that you like the video below.
DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
40-ish.............................................49 (to 53)
Adventurous................................Slept with everyone
Athletic...........................................No tits
Average looking..........................Ugly
Beautiful........................................Pathological liar
Contagious Smile........................Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure....................On multiple medications
Feminist.........................................Fat & Furry
Free spirit......................................Junkie
Friendship first.............................Former slut
Fun..................................................Annoying
New-Age........................................Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded................................Desperate
Outgoing........................................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate....................................Sloppy drunk
Professional..................................Bitch
Voluptuous....................................Very Fat
Large frame...................................Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate..........................Stalker
Well, let me try that again...
A draw at home to Leeds (and I thought we played well in that game) and a loss away to Ipswich.
At least we are still in with a chance for now.
While 'the' match is on tonight, I will try to post about the kids.
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While 'the' match is on tonight, I will try to post about the kids.
http://captainstarkiller.blogspot.com/
Saturday, 8 January 2011
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Hello all. Again. As promised, a second post for today, but this one is going to have to be a rant on football. As some of you know, I am an Arsenal fan, and this week, we drew against Man 5hi++Y. Alex Ferguson, must have been splitting his sides laughing as not only did Arsenal fail to pick up three points, but The Scum and Chelski both lost as well. Well, it is good to know that at least one Arsenal player thinks that ManUre can be caught, but I suspect that the title is already in the hands of ManUre. Now it is second place to play for, unless you are Chelski who are trying to finish in the qualification places for the European Cup. Anyway, if you want to watch the highlights, there are on this link, at least for a short period of time.
For those who like music, try this.
And for those who want a laugh...
A young blonde Portsmouth girl, down on her luck, decided to end it all one night by casting herself into the cold, dark waters off Gun Wharf Quay. As she stood on the edge, pondering the infinite, a young sailor noticed her as he strolled by.
'You're not thinking of jumping, are you, babe?' he asked.
'Yes, I am' replied the sobbing girl.
Putting his arm around her, the kind sailor coaxed her back from the edge.
'Look, nothing's worth that. I'll tell you what, I'm sailing off for Australia tomorrow. Why don't you stow away on board and start a new life over there. I'll set you up in one of the lifeboats on the deck, bring you food and water every night and I'll look after you if you look after me - if you know what I mean. You just have to keep very quiet so that you won't be found'.
The girl, having no better prospects, agreed, and the sailor sneaked her on board that very night. For the next 3 weeks the sailor came to her lifeboat every night, bringing food and water, and making love to her until dawn.
Then, during the fourth week, the captain was performing a routine inspection of the ship and its lifeboats. He peeled back the cover to find the startled blonde, and demanded an explanation.
The girl came clean, 'I've stowed away to get to Australia. One of the sailors is helping me out. He set me up in here and brings me food and water every night and he's screwing me.'
The captain stared at her for a moment before he replied ....
.... 'He certainly is, love. This is the Isle of Wight Ferry.'
For those who like music, try this.
And for those who want a laugh...
A young blonde Portsmouth girl, down on her luck, decided to end it all one night by casting herself into the cold, dark waters off Gun Wharf Quay. As she stood on the edge, pondering the infinite, a young sailor noticed her as he strolled by.
'You're not thinking of jumping, are you, babe?' he asked.
'Yes, I am' replied the sobbing girl.
Putting his arm around her, the kind sailor coaxed her back from the edge.
'Look, nothing's worth that. I'll tell you what, I'm sailing off for Australia tomorrow. Why don't you stow away on board and start a new life over there. I'll set you up in one of the lifeboats on the deck, bring you food and water every night and I'll look after you if you look after me - if you know what I mean. You just have to keep very quiet so that you won't be found'.
The girl, having no better prospects, agreed, and the sailor sneaked her on board that very night. For the next 3 weeks the sailor came to her lifeboat every night, bringing food and water, and making love to her until dawn.
Then, during the fourth week, the captain was performing a routine inspection of the ship and its lifeboats. He peeled back the cover to find the startled blonde, and demanded an explanation.
The girl came clean, 'I've stowed away to get to Australia. One of the sailors is helping me out. He set me up in here and brings me food and water every night and he's screwing me.'
The captain stared at her for a moment before he replied ....
.... 'He certainly is, love. This is the Isle of Wight Ferry.'
Q. How can you tell when a women is having a bad day? A. She has her tampon behind her ear, & she can`t find her cigarette
Quick post. Kids are fine. Sitting on me right now watching Charlie and Lola. Of course, I will be going back to work, but spending even a little bit of time with them is amazing!
I will see if I can get time to post more later this weekend.
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