Why has the Falklands row reached the UN. Argentina should respect the views of the inhabitants.
Anyway, rant for the day over. Am sitting against the radiator warming my back as I fear that I will be coming down with the cold my son has. My daughter is starting to come down with it, but she tends (touch wood) to get over bugs quicker than her brother and also seems to fall ill less often. I pray I am not tempting fate when I say that.
At the moment, she is watching Buzz Lightyear. To be fair, we did get it for her brother.
Anyway, in the long time since I posted last, the family me my mother and brothers for my birthday, the kids are starting to enjoy Dougal, my youngest brothers dog more, and my mother-in-law is here to stay for a few days. The kids love her being here. Unfortunately, she is also down with the plague.
Hope you are all well. A shame that can not be said of Ramsey, a player who has suffered a terrible injury in the game yesterday evening.
Anyway, I hope you find this to be funny. Sorry if not.
A young couple gets married. He is English and she's a chinese virgin.
Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that.
On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets
As her husband undresses in the darkness and he gives her a good hard...
"Wang ho!" she cries. So he goes a little harder.
"WANG HO!" she cries ever louder. So he blasts away even harder.
Finally, she sobs "Wang ho", and he finishes, thoroughly spent.
The next day, he's playing golf and gets a bit carried away. He scores a birdy on his first round, and absently mindedly yells "Wang ho!"
His caddy turns to him and says "What do you mean, wrong hole?"
