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Evening all. Just thought that I would need to post an update on the kids. I am tempted to get my wife to e-mail me about the kids and then post as she is far funnier than I am.
At work, this has been a bad few weeks for me. Snow has meant that I have not been able to get to work as early as I would like, and now, I am attending a course which means that I am not able to get enough rest at the end of the day. My wife is ill in bed, my daughter coming down with something as well, which means I am concerned that I might get something as well.
Because my son was unwell last week, he did not get to go to nursery last week, and as he gets on well with his sister, my wife kept both at home to entertain each other. This week though, he got to go. He does not like going there. He prefers to be at home with my wife (or me on the rare occasions that I am at home on a Monday). But this time he was mostly fine. My daughter of course loves it there. One of the two boys she is keeping on the go goes there.
So yesterday, when they go to pre-school he was not keen on going as he felt that he was going to go to the nursery. When I say they go to pre-school, he does not. His sister does. He has charmed the women who run it though, so when he goes, it will be fun to see what he tries to get away with. My son though screamed once he saw where they were and tried to drag my wife to the play group he does go to. It is set in a church and at the end, the kids are sung hymns and some join in. My son did not. He decided to join some of the kids who were playing with a tapestry at the back of the stage. And he managed to take out a thread! A vandal and he is not even two!
Anyway, I hope you like this...
Earlier this evening I was walking home, when a beautiful flaxen-haired girl leaned over a hedge and beckoned me into a field.
When I entered the field, I could see she was dressed solely in a fleece robe, which flowed down to her ankles.
She smiled at me and without a word, let the robe fall from her shoulders, revealing her naked body beneath.
Her ample breasts and smooth thighs glistened in the moonlight, as she spread herself for me.
She beckoned me between her legs and urged me to enter her, as she moaned softly in my ear.
We made love under the stars for hours, until she suddenly gripped my shoulders and whispered “Finish quickly my love, before I turn baaaaaaack…”
And that’s when you turned up and found me with this sheep, officer.
