My daughter has had her first mock exam. I am not sure if she is going to survive the week. Today, before her exam, a friend tried to de-stress her by smuggling in two snails into the refectory and having a snail race on her table. Some of the snail trail got onto her notes which she promptly binned.
In the exam, her friend sat next to her and tried to get her to help. On the other side, a fellow student needed a pen, she lent it to them and they spent the exam deconstructing her pen and then clicking joints (which my daughter hates).
Apparently I am meant to be sympathetic on hearing this and not burst into laughter.
