Well, it is the last few days of my holiday. And although I am going back to work officially on Monday, I am going to temp on Saturday which means my holiday will be over sooner rather than later. Yesterday we spent time in Bicester, doing some shopping, having spent the day before in Oxford. The hotel was nice, breakfast was great. Unfortunately, dinner did not suit my wife. I liked it, but not only was service not as good as I would have liked (at first to be fair, it got better later) but they got our bill wrong. Now, as I said, breakfast, brilliant. Even my daughter, who I am convinced is solar powered (as she eats so little) loved it! My son loves the time I am spending with him, though he still likes to try and take me on. He and my daughter have started to play fight at times, and now both want to wrestle with me. Fun, though at times, my son will get carried away.
Anyway, I hope you find this funny...
An Alabama preacher said to his congregation, 'Someone in this congregation has spread a rumour that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. It is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian Family.'
No one moved.
The preacher continued, 'Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression.'
Again all was quiet.
Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop traffic rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, 'Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets.'
