Evening all. Spent the weekend with the kids. Mostly. Friday, watched a film with the lads. The Hurt Locker. An interesting film, and one that it was nice to be able to watch. Too depressing for my wife to watch really.
Anyway, my wife was ill last week and spent a lot of time down at her parents. Which meant that I did not get to see my kids that much. So when I saw them on Saturday, it was even better than normal. Sunday, took them to the zoo which they loved. And spending time with them was brilliant. Today, took them to a farm shop, they loved the chickens and want some. Not something I am too keen on. Anyway, time to send some pictures if I can.
Hope you like the joke. The video below is what my daughter likes watching right now.
A doctor was addressing a large audience in Oxford :
"The material we put into our stomachs should have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.
Red meat is full of steroids and dye. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High transfat diets can be disastrous and none of you realises the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and most of us have, or will eat it.
Can anyone tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"
After several seconds of quiet, a 70 year old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said,
"Wedding Cake."
