The picture is a reference to the story where Osborne vows instant cuts. It should be interesting to see once the Tories take power. Mind you, they will just blame the deficit on Labour ignoring the way that they would have landed us in an even bigger mess with the way that they would have let major banks fold and also the way they would have had even less regulation of the economy... But that is too serious. I am at home, waiting for my lovely wife to return home from a party. And am watching FAUX news. Got home, to find my daughter had retaliated against her brother. To be fair, he will defend himself, but my wife found her using a Duplo brick on my sons head! She was thumping him with it has he had broken a toy of hers. Do not get me wrong, he started off in the wrong, but she was not right to punish him like that...
Anyway, I hope you find this funny...
Johnny fancied a girl in his office, but she was engaged to someone.
One day Johnny got so "frustrated" that he went up to her and said "I'll give you a £100 if you let me have intimitate carnal knowledge" but the girl refused.
Johnny said "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her fiancé, so she called her fiancé and told him the story.
He suggest that she ask him for £200, pick up the money very fast, and he won't even be able to get his trousers down.
So she tells Johnny that she'll do it and they go to a quiet room.
Half an hour goes by and the fiancé is waiting for her to call.
Finally after 45 mins he calls and asks what happened......
She said "The bastard used coins!"
Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before agreeing to it and then getting screwed!
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