Campbell on brink of Arsenal return
Morning all. Am at home this morning. Wife is asleep upstairs, and the kids are tearing the place apart. But it is great being with them.
The snow is melting. Which is going to make driving safer, but in a way, I miss it. As cold as it is, it does look very pretty. My daughter loves throwing snowballs at me. My son, not yet two, does not like snowballs being thrown at him though. Mind you, my daughter is a good sport, she can take a lot of punishment in snow ball fights. And with her being four, it would be all too easy to 'win' such a fight, but that would not be fair on her. So I have to let her win, but often getting the last snowball in, as well as letting her hit me. When she is older and able to aim better, then it will be even more fun!
Anyway, it has been a while since I posted last. Last week, my son went to a playgroup while his sister was in pre-school. While there, the little git pushed over a little girl. My wife told him off and got him to apologise to the little girls mother. So he turned to her, smiled and won her over! On Sunday, went out for a meal at the Hospital Arms. While there, a pretty blonde sat next to us (obviously not as pretty as my wife). What did he do? He smiled and charmed her as well. If they are pretty and look legal, he tried to charm them. It used to be if they were legal, but now he has gone for one underage girl. She was fifteen!
My wife feels sorry for my daughter, as cute and adorable as she is, he is able to win people over with his smile a lot more.
Anyway, I have to go now, hope you like the joke...
At the bottom of the steps, the honor guardsman steps forward and remarks, "Nice pigs, Mr. President"
The honor guardsman answers: "Nice trade, Sir."
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