Captain Starkillers blog

A blog mostly about my family. Though I also rant about other things, work, music, films etc.

Saturday, 21 November 2015

Christianity: One woman's lie about having an affair that got seriously out of hand

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 I have been very mean to the family in the last few days.  On Friday, due to various reasons, I got into a temper.  It meant that at work...
Friday, 20 November 2015

Guy walks into my parts store. Says that he needs a gas cap for a Lancia, I said, okay, sounds like a fair trade

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When it comes to what has happened on Friday the 13th the most important thing has been teaching the children that all Muslims are not te...
Wednesday, 11 November 2015

An abstract painting sold for £16million at Sotheby's yesterday. When asked what the picture represented, the artist replied, "How a fool and his money are soon parted."

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Today was a nice day.  As normal, I was doing the school run and decided to see how good the kids were with reading by getting them to rea...
Tuesday, 10 November 2015

An increasingly warped sense of humour could be an early warning sign of impending dementia, say UK experts. I am doomed, but at least I will not remember that!

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Today I had a moment of fame!  Not really, but I got to speak at the Colchester Labour Party meeting.  It did not go as well as I wo...
Monday, 9 November 2015

Call Of Duty, certificate 18. Join the army at 16, get a couple years practice.

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It was great being with the children today.  But today is the last of my few days off.  My wife and I used it to spend the day shopping an...
Sunday, 8 November 2015

I got in from the shops today and wanted to watch something funny, so I watched the Chelski game!

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Today has been a stressful one for me.  Mainly because of the football, but Arsenal did not lose in the end .  Obviously, it would have be...
Saturday, 7 November 2015

Having watched the new John Lewis Christmas advert. Makes me think the Americans may have left Buzz Aldrin behind.

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The John Lewis Christmas Ad Parody 2015 (The Dark Side Version) from The Poke on Vimeo . First things first, I am laughing over the de...
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I am a father of two, married to a wonderful woman. While kids are meant to drive you mad, many would argue that I was a bit insane already. But I do not care. The voices tell me that I am fine as do the zen crusading hamsters. In addition to posting here about my family, I like to post a few jokes as well. If anyone other than family members and friends read this, I hope you enjoy the jokes!
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