Tuesday, 14 February 2012

If you're sad about being alone on Valentine's Day, just remember nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.

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Not good. Tomorrow, I am not going to work. I said that I would be taking my daughter and son to Legoland. Turns out it is closed... (B...
Sunday, 12 February 2012

Thierry Henry, Achieving in one month what Fernando Torres has failed to for a year.

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Morning all.  It is a lovely Sunday morning, the snow making Colchester look pretty.  The kids though are still not too keen on a snowbal...
Friday, 10 February 2012

England manager (to be) Harry Rednapp has announced that he thinks he can handle the Euros - as long as they are 'unmarked and untraceable'

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Evening all.  Just realised, I forgot something about my son's card from his female admirer.  My wife was asking him if he was going to...
Wednesday, 8 February 2012

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark? Frost bite

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Evening all.  It has been a cold and slippery time.  I have been tired since my late night drive home, but am getting my energy levels back....
Sunday, 5 February 2012

What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy? She gave him the cold shoulder!

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It snowed last night. I was working in Bury St Edmunds which is just under an hour away. Normally. I finished work at midnight and my one...
Tuesday, 31 January 2012

Max Factor mascara makes eyelashes appear three times longer? Max Factor should make condoms.

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Morning all. I can not sleep so thought that I would make a post. I see it has been a long time since my last post. First of all, Arse...
Wednesday, 21 December 2011

Little Mix are the winners of the X-Factor 2011. Vladimir Putin has called for a recount, as he feels he should have won.

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Evening all.  I am knackered.  Have been down to London, taking the kids to see my mother.  My Mum has a cat, and my wife is allergic to t...