England manager (to be) Harry Rednapp has announced that he thinks he can handle the Euros - as long as they are 'unmarked and untraceable'

Evening all.  Just realised, I forgot something about my son's card from his female admirer.  My wife was asking him if he was going to give anything in return back to her.  He searched, and using 'manvision' found a gift, and handed it to my wife.  It was his sisters sunglasses.  To be fair, the young girl would probably have liked it...




Despite rumours claiming John Terry will be completely dropped from the England squad, Terry remains adamant that he will be going to Poland this summer. If not with the England squad, then with his new Klan mates where they'll be taking in the sights at Auschwitz and Stutthof.

The FA have turned down Harry Redknapp for the England manager's job because of his wage demands.
They were fine with the 6 million pounds a year, they just couldn't find a brown envelope big enough to fit that many used fivers in.