Friday, 10 February 2012

England manager (to be) Harry Rednapp has announced that he thinks he can handle the Euros - as long as they are 'unmarked and untraceable'

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Evening all.  Just realised, I forgot something about my son's card from his female admirer.  My wife was asking him if he was going to...
Wednesday, 8 February 2012

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark? Frost bite

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Evening all.  It has been a cold and slippery time.  I have been tired since my late night drive home, but am getting my energy levels back....
Sunday, 5 February 2012

What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy? She gave him the cold shoulder!

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It snowed last night. I was working in Bury St Edmunds which is just under an hour away. Normally. I finished work at midnight and my one...
Tuesday, 31 January 2012

Max Factor mascara makes eyelashes appear three times longer? Max Factor should make condoms.

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Morning all. I can not sleep so thought that I would make a post. I see it has been a long time since my last post. First of all, Arse...
Wednesday, 21 December 2011

Little Mix are the winners of the X-Factor 2011. Vladimir Putin has called for a recount, as he feels he should have won.

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Evening all.  I am knackered.  Have been down to London, taking the kids to see my mother.  My Mum has a cat, and my wife is allergic to t...
Sunday, 11 December 2011

And the winner of X Factor 2011 is............. Simon Cowell's wallet!

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Evening all.  Quick post.  Still knackered after the way work was in the last week.  Hopefully, I will be back to somewhere near normal spee...
Saturday, 10 December 2011

I'm not tired, I'm just trying to start a yawn trail

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Evening all.  I am knackered.  I have had a very busy week.  Thursday was very busy, and I did not get home till eight in the evening.  Whic...