Sunday, 17 October 2010

NEVER play leapfrog with a unicorn.

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Today is the last day that my daughter will be four. Sad. Well, that is how I feel. Silly really. But she should enjoy tomorrow. And I...
Sunday, 10 October 2010

10/10/10 Finally a date even the Yanks can't get wrong.

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Evening all. Hope you all are well. Have just been to my mothers and met up with my brothers there. Of course, the kids loved seeing my m...
Wednesday, 6 October 2010

Try braking, to give your driving a bit of 00mph

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Evening all.  First of all, it is my youngest brothers birthday.  I got the kids to sing happy birthday to him and e-mailed the video to him...
Tuesday, 5 October 2010

I dream of a new world where a chicken can cross the road without having his motives questioned.

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Comments from the teacher made yesterday in my daughters reading record - Kipper's diary - explained what a diary was.  Read well.  (?...
Monday, 4 October 2010

Why isn't the USA in the Commonwealth Games too? I swear we used to own them also?

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Evening all.  Kids are fine today.  My daughter asked my wife for some conkers.  Why, I do not know as she is not playing conkers.  My wife ...
Sunday, 3 October 2010

Last night my girlfriend phoned me from the US. She was in a poor state. Mississippi in fact.

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My wife is making me watch the X factor .  So I have posted a few answers on Yahoo Answers .    My thoughts are that I suspect that not a...
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What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen.

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I would like to swear, but I am trying not to. I tried to post an entry about the score in the game.  And also have a slight political ran...