I was woken up at four in the morning when my daughter was coughing. Unfortunately I was not able to get back to sleep. So what am I doing? I am watching The Apprentice. I will be going back to sleep soon though.
Back to my daughter, she is still is coughing, as I type. And today she also has a hoarse voice. She was not able to go to school, and at this rate, probably will not be going in tomorrow either.
My son is well, which is surprising as he is normally the ill one out of the two. Hopefully he will not be too ill and she will get better soon. And I will get some sleep.
British Golfing Terminology
1 A "Paris Hilton" - an expensive hole
2 A "Dennis Wise" - a nasty 5 footer
3 A "Salman Rushdie" - an impossible read
4 A "Rock Hudson" - looked straight, but it wasn't
5 A "Cuban" - needed one more revolution
6 An "Adolf Hitler" - two shots in the bunker
7 A "Saddam Hussein" - from one bunker straight into another
8 A "Yasser Arafat" - ugly and in the sand
9 A "Kate Winslett" - little bit fat but otherwise perfect
10 A "Liz McColgan" - Ugly but runs forever
11 A "Glen Miller" - didn't make it over the water
12 An "Arthur Scargill" - a great strike but a poor result
13 A "Russell Grant" - a fat iron
14 A "Rodney King" - over-clubbed
15 An "OJ Simpson" - got away with it
16 A "Princess Grace" - should have taken a driver
17 A "Princess Di" - shouldn't have taken a driver
18 A "Robin Cook" - just died on the hill
19 A "Michael Jackson" - gradually fading
20 A "Douglas Bader" - looked good in the air, but didn't have the legs
21 A "Ken Livingstone" - quite far left
22 A "Jean-Marie LePen" - a long way right
23 A "Ladyboy" - looks like an easy hole but all is not what it seems
24 A "condom" - safe but didn't feel real good
25 A "circus tent" - a BIG top
26 An "Anna Kournikova" - looks great, but unlikely to get a result
27 A "Vinnie Jones" - nasty kick when you're not expecting it
28 A "Sally Gunnell" - ugly, but a good runner
29 A" Brazilian" - Shaves both sides of the hole
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