Saturday, 11 September 2010

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

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Sorry, but I have to have a long overdue rant on politics. The government in their wisdom have decided that people need to get off benefi...

I used to do a lot of rock climbing when I was younger, but I was much boulder back then.

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Morning all. Hope you are all well. I am in bed with the kids. My new job while much closer to home involves me working harder. Much h...
Saturday, 4 September 2010

Next time you eat egg, just keep in mind, you're eating a chicken's period.

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Evening all.  I have a minute or two to make a long overdue post.  Okay more than a minute or two.  My lovely wife got a film for us to wat...
Sunday, 15 August 2010

My girlfriend says I am no good with money. She won't be saying that when my 10,000-1 bet on Blackpool to win the prem comes in!

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Evening all. It has been an interesting time since I last posted. I went out for a drink and managed to annoy those I went out drinking ...
Saturday, 7 August 2010

Wouldn't it be ironic if you died in the living room?

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Afternoon all.  I am moonlighting to get some extra dosh to cover the crash of my pay cut. But, I got to spend the morning with the kids.  ...
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Thursday, 5 August 2010

I was thinking of writing a book 'A guide to better shoplifting'....but who the hell is going to buy it?

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Evening all.  Just thought that I would post an update.  Had breakfast with the family today, and then went to work! While I was at work...
Wednesday, 4 August 2010

Why can't you hear a dog whistle? Because they can't whistle.

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Evening all. I love my new job.  It is not perfect, but it is great.  Though to be fair, I have not even worked there a week, and I am hav...