Wednesday, 4 August 2010

Why can't you hear a dog whistle? Because they can't whistle.

Evening all.

I love my new job.  It is not perfect, but it is great.  Though to be fair, I have not even worked there a week, and I am having to adapt.  They use a completely different computer system at my new job and that is taking me time to get used to.  And of course, I will have to get used to that 30% pay cut!


Anyway, the kids.  My daughter had her uniform bought today.  As she is so slim, special trousers had to be bought.  By special, I mean more expensive.  My son in the meantime is speaking so much more.  Every day, I hear something new.  Anyway, time to go.  I hope you like the jokes...


Dear Twilight fans,

Thank you for making us look sane and fit back into everyday society.

Yours sincerely, Trekkies.

Was at a womens golf tournament recently and was thrown out

Apparently they dont take kindly to anyone shouting

"You've picked up the wrong iron"

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