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Sunday, 21 March 2021

My children and the dog are bullies

I was subjected to an unprovoked and brutal assault by my children.  I was trying to help my daughter up from the floor when I slipped, the children and Leia then took the opportunity to attack me.  Allegations that I pinned my daughter down for Leia to lick her are obviously wrong, and so are similar allegations that I did the same to my son later.  What I do not understand is why my dog attacked me by licking me when I am obviously the Alpha. 

Captain Starkiller at 15:00
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I am a father of two, married to a wonderful woman. While kids are meant to drive you mad, many would argue that I was a bit insane already. But I do not care. The voices tell me that I am fine as do the zen crusading hamsters. In addition to posting here about my family, I like to post a few jokes as well. If anyone other than family members and friends read this, I hope you enjoy the jokes!
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