I phoned the doctor and said, "I blew my nose and now my vision is all blurred. What should I do?" "Stop cleaning your glasses with your hanky," he replied.

Evening all. All tired out. My Mum and by two brothers were up yesterday. Well, my mother was actually up on Friday, my two brothers coming up on Sunday.  The kids loved it.  Especially as my daughter ended up with three Nerf guns.  One fires discs, one already is now in next door neighbours garden.  The other two fires bullets.  So yesterday I was the target.  And some of the bullets stick to clothes.  Which they loved even more.  Now, I can understand the kids loving shooting me, but my two brothers did as well.  To be fair, they owe me.  Of the two, one fine moment I remember was when I got the cat to run up my brothers leg.  We was wearing jeans, and it was a kitten.  Still hurt.  I laughed, and he did not talk to me for two days, so double result back them.  Now, if my kids tried that well, I would be angry to say the least.  Of course, we would need a cat first which is not possible as my wife starts wheezing around them.

Today, it was a birthday party.  My daughter loved having loads of people around, and Steff and Nonsense were great.  She says that seven is the oldest she refers doing a party for, and the kids were a lot more aware that somethings can be tricks.  But they loved the show, she was great with them, ending with a series of songs that we all danced to.  As the parents of the kids came in to pick their klids up saw when YMCA was on!

Anyway, I am not going to mention the football but insead am going to get ready to go to bed.