The white kit, the over-expectant fans and the total collapse in a huge game. Harry Redknapp must think he's England manager already.

Evening all.  Hope you are all well.  The kids have had a good week.  My daughter did not return to school until Tuesday, and with my son at nursery, she got to spend time shopping with my wife.  She was taken to a Japanese restaurant and she loved soup.  My wife does not like soup, my son does not like soup, but I do.  So my daugher said to my wife "I think I have to accept that I am a bit like Daddy."  Bless!  On Wednesday we went to watch Mirror Mirror.  We all liked it and in one part of the film, there was a special kiss.  My son stated that when he was older, that he was going to kiss Celeste and Lilia.  I am not sure how they would feel about this though!  I have had a busy week, and have not been able to spend as much time with the kids as I would like to.  But the time I have spent with them has been great.

Mirror Mirror was a good film.  Not as good as I thought it was going to be, but then that is trailers for you.  It is a film mostly for kids, but it is one that adults can enjoy as well.  The characters were enjoyable, the dialogue witty and although the plot was predicatable in parts, it was one that my kids loved.  It was a bit scary for my son, but I kept asking him who wins, goodies or badies and that seemed to settle him.

Anyway, what post of mine would be one without the obligatory moan about Arsenal.  Just when it looked like we could make it to finish third, we decide to make the season more exciting.  So we lost to Wigan.  To be fair to them, they have beaten ManUre and they would have beaten Chelski other than a few decisions that went in favour of them.  It is strange that they have been getting so many decisions...

Why is it that people who wear camouflage trousers stand out so much?

A man who took Ryanair to court after losing his luggage has lost his case. 

I don't know why I even bother having a smartphone anymore.
It spends so much time on charge, you might as well call it a landline.

"Can you do an impression of a Parrot?" Asked my mate.
"Can you do an impression of a Parrot?" I replied. 

A bikini is an outfit where 90% of a woman's body is exposed.
The amazing fact is that men are so decent, they only look at the 10% that isn't.