Wednesday, 29 February 2012

North East Essex Maternity consultation

First of all, the reason for this post.  I recently attended a meeting, at which it was mentioned that there is a consultation process on changing the maternity services in Colchester, Clacton and Harwich.  The people there said that there was not much of a response to this so far.  Which was not surprising.  Despite this being in the local news, it is quite hard to find the information on this.  You are directed to the PCT website, when really, you need a link to the part of the site where the consultation is taking place.

So, just in case you are wondering where to download the consultation form, click here.

Now I know that despite claiming to be left wing, that I am in favour of the health reforms, but I saw this on the internet and it did make me laugh!  The reforms have been in the news and there has been a lot said against the reforms.  But, in my previous job, I was involved with working with the PCT in my previous geographical area, and they did not help change take place.  I now am working in a different area where the PCT has been told what to do by local GP's and partly due to this, patients in this area get a much better service than they do where I used to work.

So, to answer the questions on this link
The reforms will cost the NHS two billion pounds - that may well be possible, but in the long term, the reforms will save the NHS money.  And yes, this will involve the use of private companies.  But, while people look at the USA as a reason not to use private companies, people forget that private companies are used in Canada which has a healthcare system similar to the NHS as well as in other Western European nations, these nations having better healthcare outcomes than the UK (and the USA).
The bill will create more bureaucracy - I do see the arguments about this, but those who make them fail to understand just how much come PCT's have resisted changes that GP's have suggested that can make the NHS so much better.
Waiting times will grow – unless you go private - that has happened already and that is nothing to do with the reforms.  That is thanks to the government getting rid of targets on waiting times.  But, in Wales where there are no targets, the waiting times are even longer.  There the NHS has much less private involvement.
Care will depend on a postcode lottery - true.  But, this is alread the case.  As I have noted before, Colchester has shorter waiting times for some services (if you see the private sector on the NHS which is allowed if you are not too fat or not too ill) which demonstrates that there is a postcode lottery.  This will get worse under the reforms, but this will be mostly because of improvement in the NHS, not it getting worse.  Some areas, North East Essex being one area have services available to GP's on the NHS that are not available in Ipswich, just a few miles to the north.  And of course, remember that if you are in Wales, you have to wait longer to be seen in hospital outpatients than you do in general if you live in England.
Private companies, not GPs, will be in control - No.  But, as noted in the example above, private companies will cherry pick and I doubt that the government will really act on this.  In Colchester, NHS patients can be seen at the local private hospital.  But, you can onl have operations on there if your case is not too complicated.  Which means that if you are too fat, you are not able to have operations there.  But, while this is unfair to those who are overweight, the fact that NHS patients can be seen at the private hospital for some conditions means that the wait at the NHS hospital for those problems is less.

I do understand the concerns that many people have with these reforms.  But I do see that so long as the Conservatives do not starve the NHS of money like the did in the past, that the NHS can improve vastly.

Monday, 27 February 2012

Can anyone help with my crossword? Clue is: North London's 2nd biggest football club... 2 up, 5 down?




Evening all. I am posting while my wife is watching Whitechapel. There are times that we actually see things that we have seen when we lived in the East End. Mind you, I say my wife is watching it, there are times that she has been under the duvet. I expect pain when she reads this, but it will be worth it.  Like when she realises I have posted a song by Maria McKee, a song she meant to buy many years ago, instead buying a song by Mariah Carey.

Unfortunately she has not been too well today, and I had to pick up the kids. My son was at nursery, my daughter was at school. Neither expected it, and both loved the surprise. And on the topic of my daughter, she, with another boy in her class is now reading the most advanced books in the class. She did not mention this to me when I picked her up though, instead waiting until I had gone back to work to mention this to her mother. But, I am still very proud of her.

Anyway, the telly calls.  Good night.

The Sun newspaper announces a new partnership with Costa Cruise Line for it's £9.50 summer holidays.
Costa cruises management released a statement in which they are hopeful that passenger numbers will increase, as numbers have seen a sharp decline as of late.

Now holidaymakers can enjoy an action packed holiday with exciting events such as sinking, drifting without power in pirate infested waters or a fire to liven up the onboard entertainment.

BBC Farming News:
To prevent the spread of the deadly sheep virus, Miss Wales 2012 has been cancelled. 

Sunday, 26 February 2012

I'd like to say high 5-2 all the Spurs fans out there!

Well, I have to make my post.  And yes, we won.  To be fair, I had told work that I might be ill tomorrow, so much faith I had in my team.  And I am very grateful that the team that I should have had more faith in won the game.  Of course, we still have a big points gap to pull back if we are to finish above Spurs.  And it will be fun watching Match of the Day 2 later. 

I have been trying to get the kids to like football, my wife though has started to get them into rugby.  They were watching our defeat to Wales when I left to work yesterday.  I still hope they will fall for the beautiful game, but I suspect that they are going to be brainwashed into rugby instead. And more on them another day.

Saturday, 25 February 2012

Too many times watched, Star Wars I think I have.


Quick post before I go to work, took my daughter to The Phantom Menace today.  My son instead went to the second party this week, not his own of course, though his birthday will be coming up soon.  Which reminds me, must get him a present...



R2D2 was the most vulgar character in Star Wars.
They bleeped out every word he said.


Star Wars 3D... I will not be watching it as I have not seen Star Wars 3A, 3B or 3C yet. 





Wednesday, 22 February 2012

In the space of 2 weeks, a certain singer from Tottenham, has won more awards then her football team has won in 130 years


Well, this joke did make me laugh! Anyway, the kids. As usual on a Wednesday (last week being an exception) I worked, but took my daughter to school. She loves using her scooter and is getting much better with it. My wife took my son to his pre-school by car as I was to drop her off in town so that she could have her hair done. Went back to work, picked up my son, letting him use his scooter to get home, collected my wife, had lunch, went home, worked while my son watched Ben 10 and then we all went to collect my daughter. And then we took the kids to watch a film. My daughter guessed that we were to watch a film, but they had no idea that it was to be the Muppets. And I have to say, it was a good film. The thing with a good childrens film is that I feel that it must have something for adults as well as children. Yes, this film did have its groaning jokes, but this is the Muppets. And not only did my wife and I like it, but the kids loved it as well. This is a film that is worthy of the Muppet name, and of course, it annoyed FAUX news who claimed that this was a socialist film. Bless.

I can now pay £7.50 to see the Muppets...
...Better than paying £30 to see them at the Grove. (The Emirates to non-Arsenal fans.)

What are Arsène Wenger's least favourite chocolates?
Celebrations.

A pound coin was thrown onto the pitch at Ibrox. Police are trying to determine whether it was a missile or a takeover bid.

And last of all, a quick rant about Arsenal. Arsène Wenger apparently is to be given £55 million to spend. When you recall that Nasri was sold for £24 million, that means two players. Great.

Sunday, 19 February 2012

After a terrible start to 2012 for Arsenal, an injury crisis and confidence at an all time low, there seems to be hope on the horizon and some good news at last. Squillaci is injured.


Sigh.  We lost again.  And unlike our manager, I do not think that we were unlucky.  I went out with my wife last night, and had got back into a good mood by the time that we left.  Needless to say I was annoyed with the results.  I knew that Sunderland would be a hard match and I was surprised to get the three points last weekend there.  And I can not blame this one on a lack of pace as both our pacy players were on the pitch. And we still lost.
Anyway, to today.  The kids loved spending the morning with my mother, which was great as my wife and I needed the rest after an enjoyable night out.  (We got to play table football!)  Woke up to find my mother reading them story after story after story.  They had tried to be quiet, but lets face it, they are kids, and small ones at that.  So they failed.  But, once I woke up, I took the kids downstairs and my wife got some more sleep.  Later, my Mum wanted a walk with the kids (it was a beautiful day) so my son used his scooter and my daughter her bike, to get to the shops.  They loved that, they being the kids as well as my Mother.  Later we went to see one of my uncles, who I have not seen in ages, literally years (my fault really) and the kids, were really well behaved and then spent time with one of my cousins who was brilliant keeping them occupied.  The picture above is one that my daughter made then.

Anyway, time to go, hope you all take care.

Saturday, 18 February 2012

Despite losing 4-0 in Italy to AC Milan , Wenger claims he is not angry and feels that the Arsenal players did work hard during the game... And as a reward for their hard work he has bought them all a ticket for a ride on an Italian cruise ship.


Afternoon all.  I am still in shock after the abject display by Arsenal during the week.  I have yet to switch on the FA cup game against Sunderland.  I am not too optimistic.  While at work, some have laughed at me, worse, I have got loads of sympathy!  If only both Oxlade-Chamberlain and Walcott and played from the start.

Anyway, I have my mother up today.  The kids are loving it.  Tonight, we get to go out, my Mother kindly agreeing to baby sit.  Tomorrow, no doubt I will have a headache.  Right now they are quiet.  Which normally means trouble, but today it is because they are playing with Lego.  The picture above has been drawn by my daughter.  I have decided to post more of what both of them draw up here on the blog.  Take care all...

Wednesday, 15 February 2012

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?


Evening all. I am watching Arsenal lose. Which is annoying. When the draw was made, I felt it was a good draw. I think that the team does better when we play against teams that play football against us. Unfortunately, it has not been the case today. We have not played with the pace that stretches teams, and more importantly, tires them out. With two great players with pace, I would have thought that we would have torn AC Milan to shreds. Unfortunately, only one of them started the game, and he has now been taken off. It does not look good even though the other is a sub.

Anyway, today. As noted yesterday, we had been thinking about travelling to Legoland, only to find out that it is closed this month. So instead, we went to Woburn Safari Park. The kids did not know where they were going, and they loved it. The drive there was interesting. A lorry crashed on the M25 so we had to make a few detours, both on the way there and as there was still traffic issues on the way back as well.  When we arrived, the kids loved it. 

Anyway, we are back now.  Tired and the kids are in bed.  My wife is upstairs having decided not to watch the match, which is great in someways as she would just be laughing at me.  Just like the laughs that will happen tomorrow...




And something to make you laugh.

Knock knock
"Who's there?"
"Doorbell repairman."

Knock Knock...
Who's there?
Alzheimers.
Alzheimers who?
Knock knock...

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gestapo.
Gestapo who?
VE WILL ASK ZE KVESTIONS! *SLAP*

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock
Who's there?
Parkinsons

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor who?
No, Doctor Shipman. Is your gran in?

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Jade.
Jade who?
See. You've forgotten her already!!

Knock knock
Who's there?
I give up
Ah, you're French then.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Jehovah's Witnesses
Sorry no one’s in.

knock,knock
Who's there?
Josef Fritzl; and I told you never to answer the door.





Tuesday, 14 February 2012

If you're sad about being alone on Valentine's Day, just remember nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.


Not good. Tomorrow, I am not going to work. I said that I would be taking my daughter and son to Legoland. Turns out it is closed...

(Bangs head on table.)

Sunday, 12 February 2012

Thierry Henry, Achieving in one month what Fernando Torres has failed to for a year.



Morning all.  It is a lovely Sunday morning, the snow making Colchester look pretty.  The kids though are still not too keen on a snowball fight.  Half term is coming up and it means that there is going to be loads of fun for all!  Well not me, as I will be at work getting much needed rest.  I love my kids, but they do tire me out.  At the moment, they are having a tea party and my wife has gone upstairs to rest.  She will need it more so this week.  I was at work last night and the kids decided to dice with death by not eating the food that was given to them for dinner.  The thing is that they do appreciate the food that they are given.  Sort of.  When at friends houses, they moan (quietly) if the food is not as good as that my wife makes, and she makes great food.  Anyway, this is just a quick post before I watch the Arsenal game.  Enjoy the jokes...


Aaron Ramsey scores, 1 day later Bin Laden DEAD.
Aaron Ramsey scores, 1 day later Colonel Gadaffi DEAD.
Aaron Ramsey scores, 3 days later Steve Jobs DEAD.
Aaron Ramsey scores, that night Whitney Houston DEAD.
I'd hate to think what would happen if he scores a hat-trick

The FA confirm they are looking for replacement to be English with hands on experience with premiership players
Danielle Lloyd is now 2/1 favourite

What's the difference between Father Christmas & Fernando Torres?
Millions still believe in Father Christmas.

Following recent trends, the FA simply need to find someone else that's completely shit at looking after England now that Capello has gone. Am I the only one thinking David Cameron?

I've spotted Chelsea's cunning plan.
You don't have to worry about UEFA financial fair play rules if you're not in Europe.

So Alex Ferguson said that 'Suarez should not play for liverpool again because he did not shake hands with Evra.'
Instead he should've done a kung-fu kick into the crowd, it would've been ok.

Torres was really asking questions of Everton on Saturday.
Like 'Can you move your keeper out the way, I'm trying to score?'

A dog named Rosie has just placed a £500,000 bet for Harry Redknapp to become next England manager

Friday, 10 February 2012

England manager (to be) Harry Rednapp has announced that he thinks he can handle the Euros - as long as they are 'unmarked and untraceable'


Evening all.  Just realised, I forgot something about my son's card from his female admirer.  My wife was asking him if he was going to give anything in return back to her.  He searched, and using 'manvision' found a gift, and handed it to my wife.  It was his sisters sunglasses.  To be fair, the young girl would probably have liked it...




Despite rumours claiming John Terry will be completely dropped from the England squad, Terry remains adamant that he will be going to Poland this summer. If not with the England squad, then with his new Klan mates where they'll be taking in the sights at Auschwitz and Stutthof.

The FA have turned down Harry Redknapp for the England manager's job because of his wage demands.
They were fine with the 6 million pounds a year, they just couldn't find a brown envelope big enough to fit that many used fivers in. 

Wednesday, 8 February 2012

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark? Frost bite

Evening all.  It has been a cold and slippery time.  I have been tired since my late night drive home, but am getting my energy levels back.  And to think I was meant to be more relaxed after having a week off!

Well, the kids still seem to like the snow.  My daughter has taken part in snow ball fights at school, well so she says.  During break, none of the kids are allowed to throw snowballs, but she claims that she threw one in the morning before school.  If that was true or not...  The roads are starting to become less icy.  Note, this is not a moan, driving on ice is an experience, one that I know stresses many and while there are those who say that more should be done to clear the ice, most will not be willing to pay the increased taxes that would be needed to fund such actions.  (Sorry, slight political rant.)  The family casualty has been my wife who slipped on Monday walking back from school with my son after dropping my daughter off.  He moaned that she had hit him in the head, ignoring the pain that she was in on the floor as she was clutching at her sprained ankle. 

And on the topic of my son, he was given a card today.  From a girl with lots of kisses.  Her mother did not appear to be too pleased when I asked if it was a Valentines card!

Anyway, knackered, time to go.

For thousands of years, men have tried to understand the rules of dealing with women. At last this points guide will help you to understand just how it works.

AIM:

Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points.
Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.

You don't get any points for doing something she expects.

Sorry, that's just the way the game's played.

Here's a guide to the points system:

SIMPLE DUTIES
You make the bed ...............................+1
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets.....-1
You leave the toilet seat up....................-5
You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty... 0
When the toilet paper has run out, you resort to Kleenex...-1
You go out to buy her extra-light pantie liners with wings...+5
in the snow.....................................+8
but return with beer............................-5
and no liners..................................-25
You check out a suspicious noise at night.........0
You check out a suspicious noise and it is nothing... 0
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something...+5
You smash it with a cricket bat...................+10
It's her cat...................................-40

AT THE PARTY
You stay by her side the entire evening........... 0
You stay by her side for a bit, then go and chat with a mate from the pub...-2
Called Tiffany......................-4
Who is a lap dancer................-10
With breast implants...............-18

HER BIRTHDAY
You remember her birthday............................... 0
You buy a card and flowers.............................. 0
You take her out to dinner.............................. 0
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar....+1
Ok, it is a sports bar................................-2
And it's all-you-can-eat night.........................-3
It's a sports bar, its all-you-can-eat night, and your face is
painted the colours of your favourite team...-10

A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS
Go with a mate....................................... 0
The mate is happily married..........................+1
The mate is single...................................-7
He drives a Ferrari.................................-10
With a personalised license plate (GR8 NBED)........-15

A NIGHT OUT WITH HER
You take her to a see a film..........................+2
You take her to a see a film she likes................+4
You take her to a see a film you hate.................+6
You take her to a see a film you like.................-2
It's called Death Cop III.............................-3
Featuring Cyborgs that eat humans.....................-9
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans...-15

YOUR PHYSIQUE
You develop a noticeable pot belly...................-15
You develop a noticeable pot belly & exercise to get rid of it...+10
You develop a noticeable pot belly and resort to loose jeans and
baggy shirts...-30
You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too."......-800

THE BIG QUESTION
She asks, "Does this dress make me look fat?"
You hesitate in responding......................-10
You reply, "Where?".............................-35
You reply, "No, I think it's your arse".........-100
Any other response..............................-20

COMMUNICATION
When she wants to talk about a problem:
You listen, displaying a concerned expression.............0
You listen, for over 30 minutes..........................+5
You relate to her problem and share a similar experience.... +50
You're mind wanders to football and you suddenly hear her saying
"well, what do you think I should do?".........-100
You have fallen asleep.............................-200

IT'S THAT TIME OF THE MONTH
You talk.........................................-100
You don't talk...................................-150
You spend time with her..........................-200
You don't spend time with her....................-500
You are seen to be enjoying yourself.....GAME OVER - YOU LOSE

Sunday, 5 February 2012

What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy? She gave him the cold shoulder!

It snowed last night. I was working in Bury St Edmunds which is just under an hour away. Normally. I finished work at midnight and my one hour journey home took about two and a half hours. It was fun! Cars on ice in the dark. The dual carriageway was a single track. Though things could have been worse. Traffic coming the other way was stopped at the bottom of a hill where a lorry was not able to get up the snow and resulted in the traffic flow stopping, which was not good when that meant that the snow was laying down.
Anyway, the kids. They loved the snow.  In the morning, after getting up late, and having a late breakfast, I cleared the driveway with the snow shovel my wife bought earlier on in the year.  And yes, I thought she was insane for buying it, and yes, I was very glad that she did so.  While doing this, the kids came out and used me for target practice.  I sort of started it, and they continued to throw snow at me (and over the bits of the drive I had cleared).  I do have to remember that next year, not to be too accurate when throwing snowballs as while they had fun, they did not like it when I was a lot more accurate than them.  Saying that, when they are older, they will be getting me back.
On the brightside, Arsenal won. For once. I am not sure if we are going to be able to finish in the top four. And loads of Spurs fans at work are pointing this out to me. Mind you, they might not be laughing if Harry goes to jail... Anyway, time to go. Take care all, especially those who have to deal with the snow.

John Terry won't be facing trial for racial abuse until after Euro 2012.
So he's free to lead his country into Poland.
Just like his hero did.

Any young players watching the United v Chelsea 3-3 game before should take alot of tips about building a relationship with you striking partner!
There was some fantasastic link up play between Rooney and Howard Webb.

Just put £100 on my 3 to go down:
Wigan, John Terry and Harry Redknapp.

There is one good thing about snow.
It makes my garden look as good as the neighbours'