Liverpool are 14/1 to be champions next season. For those of you that don't understand betting, that means if you bet £10, you lose £10

Evening all.
My son has decided that my wife should not pick up his sister from school.
My daughter is not aware of the fact that while she is at school, her brother is doing the best he can to have her abandoned.
Today, he got my wife to take him to Sainsburys. While there, a woman was handing out free samples of chocolate. Needless to say he kept managing to go past her. And she, like so many women before her, fell for his charm. Lots of chocolate later...