A blog mostly about my family. Though I also rant about other things, work, music, films etc.
Wednesday, 16 February 2011
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Hope all who read this are well. Anyway, time to post on the up coming match. Arsenal vs Barcelona.
I am going to be at a meeting during the match, a fixture clash organised by my Spurs supporting manager. He knows I call them (i.e. his team) the scum, though they did well last night. Not many expected them to do so (even though English teams seem to do well against the Italian sides). And in a way, not many are expecting Arsenal to do well tonight. But Barcelona seem to have been unaware of one player. Wilshere. He is brilliant and I think that he will be the key to the game. Last season, I knew that it was Theo who could swing it for us, and it was thanks to him that we got our three goals. Do not get me wrong, I think that he is vital to us having any chance tonight, but I think that our midfield has to be run by Wilshere. And if it is, well, then I think that we can win, both at the Grove, and at the Nou Camp.
And this might make you laugh.
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up like every two hours?
Why are you IN a movie, but you’re ON TV?
Why is “bra” singular and “knickers” plural?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
If sunflower oil is made from sunflowers, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
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