I love my new job. It is not perfect, but it is great. Though to be fair, I have not even worked there a week, and I am having to adapt. They use a completely different computer system at my new job and that is taking me time to get used to. And of course, I will have to get used to that 30% pay cut!
Anyway, the kids. My daughter had her uniform bought today. As she is so slim, special trousers had to be bought. By special, I mean more expensive. My son in the meantime is speaking so much more. Every day, I hear something new. Anyway, time to go. I hope you like the jokes...
Dear Twilight fans,
Thank you for making us look sane and fit back into everyday society.
Yours sincerely, Trekkies.
Was at a womens golf tournament recently and was thrown out
Apparently they dont take kindly to anyone shouting
"You've picked up the wrong iron"