Welsh Definition of Safe Sex: Marking up the sheep that kick.

Evening all.

I am free!

And of course, until Monday, I an unemployed.

But the sense of liberation is overwhelming.

I am lucky to have a great family.  They came up to help me clear my room.  When at work, the girls there got me more stuff.  After lunch, in my room there was a Phillipa Hole to be seen.  I entered my room to find it strewn with cards rating me out of ten, sexy knickers, and the patient on the bed.  A blow up doll, with tasty chocolates in certain holes!

While I do not think that the doctors there fully appreciated me, it is nice to know that everyone else did.  And it makes me sad to leave them.  Really sad.

But, I am free! 


Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies.

-It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting.
-A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

-If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.

-Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization.

-It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

-When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage.

-No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.

-Police Departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.

-When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.

-You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.

-Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds, unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.

-An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an eight-year-old child.

-Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment you turn the television on.