My daughter said to me the other day that she wants to be like Lady Gaga when shes older. I hope she meant she wants to be a popstar, and not some cross-dressing bloke...

Afternoon all.

Six days to go!



Anyway, while I post this, my son is wearing his sisters swimming costume.   I have taken the obligatory picture to blackmail him with when he is older.

And on that topic, I hope you like this joke...

A truck driver sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops. "What are you doing?" he says. "I'm trying to comit suicide," she says. "Well before you jump give me a blow job," the truckie says. So she does. After she's finished the truckie says "WOW, that's a wasted talent, why are you comitting suicide?" "Cause my parents don't like me dressing up like a girl"