What's your name

The football part of me is down.  Arsenal let in three goals in the last ten minutes of a game when we were two goals ahead.  THREE!!!


But, my life is more important than Arsenal thanks to my children.  Worked on Saturday, and on Sunday, spent the time being ill and bad tempered (sorry again to my lovely and wonderful wife).  Today came back from work to find out what my kids had been up to.


My son, when asked by my wife, what his name is, will answer with any name but his.  So when she took him to the nursery, she asked the staff there to find out what if he knew what his name was.  He looked at her.  She asked him what his name was.  And he answered.  With his name.  On getting him home at the end of the day, she asked him what his name was.  Wrong answer.


She is amazed that he will keep this up for so long, but then she has refused to admit she sent me a valentines card sixteen years ago.  Well, she and her friends sent it.  But she was involved.

Anyway, time for me to finish this and I hope you like the joke...

No air travel, all sea and rail links "blocked," Britain is cut off. Sounds like a quarantine!



Or the BNP has won the election already!