Attack of the clones

Evening all. I hope you all are well.

Before I go to sleep, I thought I would post about what I did with my kids on Wednesday.  I spent some time with my daughter brainwashing her into loving Star Wars by getting her to watch Attack of the Clones.  She loved it.  I guess I only have a limited amount of time to get her to like things before she goes to school and starts to like what friends like.  Peer pressure eh?

As for my son, well, he has his own sense of humour.  He is able to understand us.  If we tell him we want to change his nappy, he will toddle away from us as fast as he can go!

And on that topic...

What's the difference between perverted and sick?

Perverted is when you shit on the wife's stomach during a tit wank.

Sick is when you write "I love you" in it with your finger.