Captain Starkillers blog

A blog mostly about my family. Though I also rant about other things, work, music, films etc.

Wednesday, 6 May 2015

So the man who sang, "I believe in miracles," has died. Which is a bad omen for Ed Miliband.

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There is an election tomorrow.  Vote. I hope you find the videos on this of interest. And just in case you can not be bothered to read an...
Monday, 4 May 2015

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you love Star Wars, may the force be with you.

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Well, today involved a trip to Legoland for May the Force/4th.  Woke up early, did not leave as early as we were hoping...
Sunday, 3 May 2015

The more of them I see, the more convinced I am that IKEA employees were once shoppers who just got lost.

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Well, this bank holiday weekend has been fun. I had to work on Saturday, but was home in time to read the kids a story and out them to be...
Tuesday, 28 April 2015

RIP Keith Harris. KFC Orville.

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The Daily Malicious has been telling half truths again. It seems to have been offended about a drive to ask patients about what preferenc...
Sunday, 26 April 2015

I gave my phone number to some girl the other night and she said that she'd call me just as soon as she gets home. I'm guessing that she's homeless.

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We are the house of ill this weekend.  All four of us have the plague, or if you want to be literal, a flu like illness .  My daughter, wh...
Sunday, 19 April 2015

The Deplorable Word

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Trident , should we renew it ?   I was certain that we should up until today but then I had a chat with my daughter about the election next...
Saturday, 18 April 2015

Ever since I've downloaded Adblock, all the single girls in my area seem to have lost interest...

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A late post, but it has been a busy day. As posted before, my daughter has sprained her foot. It is getting better, but it causing issues....
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I am a father of two, married to a wonderful woman. While kids are meant to drive you mad, many would argue that I was a bit insane already. But I do not care. The voices tell me that I am fine as do the zen crusading hamsters. In addition to posting here about my family, I like to post a few jokes as well. If anyone other than family members and friends read this, I hope you enjoy the jokes!
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