Monday, 4 May 2015

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you love Star Wars, may the force be with you.

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Well, today involved a trip to Legoland for May the Force/4th.  Woke up early, did not leave as early as we were hoping...
Sunday, 3 May 2015

The more of them I see, the more convinced I am that IKEA employees were once shoppers who just got lost.

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Well, this bank holiday weekend has been fun. I had to work on Saturday, but was home in time to read the kids a story and out them to be...
Tuesday, 28 April 2015

RIP Keith Harris. KFC Orville.

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The Daily Malicious has been telling half truths again. It seems to have been offended about a drive to ask patients about what preferenc...
Sunday, 26 April 2015

I gave my phone number to some girl the other night and she said that she'd call me just as soon as she gets home. I'm guessing that she's homeless.

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We are the house of ill this weekend.  All four of us have the plague, or if you want to be literal, a flu like illness .  My daughter, wh...
Sunday, 19 April 2015

The Deplorable Word

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Trident , should we renew it ?   I was certain that we should up until today but then I had a chat with my daughter about the election next...
Saturday, 18 April 2015

Ever since I've downloaded Adblock, all the single girls in my area seem to have lost interest...

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A late post, but it has been a busy day. As posted before, my daughter has sprained her foot. It is getting better, but it causing issues....
Friday, 17 April 2015

It's six months ago today that my pet snail walked out on me. I was gutted. I'd go after him but it's too late. He'll be at the bus stop by now.

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Well, this week was a landmark in that I squashed my first snail of the year.  Our front garden attracts them and normally, later...