Tuesday, 28 April 2015

RIP Keith Harris. KFC Orville.

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The Daily Malicious has been telling half truths again. It seems to have been offended about a drive to ask patients about what preferenc...
Sunday, 26 April 2015

I gave my phone number to some girl the other night and she said that she'd call me just as soon as she gets home. I'm guessing that she's homeless.

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We are the house of ill this weekend.  All four of us have the plague, or if you want to be literal, a flu like illness .  My daughter, wh...
Sunday, 19 April 2015

The Deplorable Word

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Trident , should we renew it ?   I was certain that we should up until today but then I had a chat with my daughter about the election next...
Saturday, 18 April 2015

Ever since I've downloaded Adblock, all the single girls in my area seem to have lost interest...

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A late post, but it has been a busy day. As posted before, my daughter has sprained her foot. It is getting better, but it causing issues....
Friday, 17 April 2015

It's six months ago today that my pet snail walked out on me. I was gutted. I'd go after him but it's too late. He'll be at the bus stop by now.

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Well, this week was a landmark in that I squashed my first snail of the year.  Our front garden attracts them and normally, later...
Thursday, 16 April 2015

Speaking outside the court after her divorce from Prince Charming, Cinderella was asked what was the biggest lesson she learned from the marriage, "Never marry a man who's really into shoes", she replied.

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I was hoping to watch Cinderella in the cinema.  Unfortunately, neither of the kids wants to watch it.  I am not sure, but I suspect my...
Monday, 13 April 2015

The NHS is great, but it can and should be so much better. If politicians allow it to be.

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A quick post before I get to bed.  The NHS has been in the news as parties have been saying that they are going to fund it and incre...