Captain Starkillers blog

A blog mostly about my family. Though I also rant about other things, work, music, films etc.

Saturday, 18 April 2015

Ever since I've downloaded Adblock, all the single girls in my area seem to have lost interest...

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A late post, but it has been a busy day. As posted before, my daughter has sprained her foot. It is getting better, but it causing issues....
Friday, 17 April 2015

It's six months ago today that my pet snail walked out on me. I was gutted. I'd go after him but it's too late. He'll be at the bus stop by now.

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Well, this week was a landmark in that I squashed my first snail of the year.  Our front garden attracts them and normally, later...
Thursday, 16 April 2015

Speaking outside the court after her divorce from Prince Charming, Cinderella was asked what was the biggest lesson she learned from the marriage, "Never marry a man who's really into shoes", she replied.

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I was hoping to watch Cinderella in the cinema.  Unfortunately, neither of the kids wants to watch it.  I am not sure, but I suspect my...
Monday, 13 April 2015

The NHS is great, but it can and should be so much better. If politicians allow it to be.

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A quick post before I get to bed.  The NHS has been in the news as parties have been saying that they are going to fund it and incre...
Sunday, 12 April 2015

I couldn't afford to take my kids to Sea World. So I took them to Billingsgate Fish Market, saying, "Shhh ... they're all asleep."

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First of all, Arsenal have won again .  I watched the highlights on Match of the Day and am glad that we came through another game with...
Saturday, 11 April 2015

I see that Paul Lambert's been talking about his sacking by Aston Villa. He says that, given the opportunity, most of his players would have shot him in the back. On the plus side, Paul, they'd have probably missed.

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I am not used to Arsenal being so high in the table at this stage of the season !  However, it means focusing on all games and rememberin...
Monday, 6 April 2015

"It's important we remember the true meaning of Easter" says The Archbishop of Cadbury.

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Weekends with the family are great and it has been great these last few days over the long weekend. Most of the time, I feel that I d...
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I am a father of two, married to a wonderful woman. While kids are meant to drive you mad, many would argue that I was a bit insane already. But I do not care. The voices tell me that I am fine as do the zen crusading hamsters. In addition to posting here about my family, I like to post a few jokes as well. If anyone other than family members and friends read this, I hope you enjoy the jokes!
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