Thursday, 25 December 2014

As an avid UKIP supporter, I blocked the chimney this Christmas to stop any Laps getting in. They come over here, take our mince pies and carrots...

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Christmas was great, and I wish a Merry Christmas to anyone who is reading this.  I was a bit evil as my daughter was awake after six...
Thursday, 18 December 2014

All these movie tie-ins are getting on my nerves. This morning in the supermarket they had "Frozen" peas...

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Well, it has been ages since my last post. A lot has happened since then.  Amongst the recent things have been the preparations for Christ...
Sunday, 2 November 2014

Joining Alan Sugar on the next series of The Apprentice will be Judas who, from just thirty pieces of silver, famously turned in a prophet

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My family are back! On Friday, my daughter went to spend two nights with the Brownies on a Brownie Holiday. When asked about this by my ...
Sunday, 26 October 2014

Congratulations West Ham, the only club named after two things that the Unislamic State hate.

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Well, it has been a good weekend for the kids.  We took them to Chessington World of Adventures and they loved it.  My wife however was no...
Tuesday, 21 October 2014

I went to the doctors today I confided that I've been depressed for eight years or more. "I think I know the root cause," he said pointing at my Arsenal shirt.

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Well, I am annoyed with the performance of Arsenal.  Not with the team mind you, nor the manager.  Will, sort of annoyed with the team whe...
Saturday, 4 October 2014

Do they call themselves ISIL, ISIS or IS? They should pick a name that represents them, like The Unislamic State.

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Well, I am in bed with a flu like illness, ironically on the day when I am meant to be helping out in a flu clinic! But I am lucky, I am...
Wednesday, 1 October 2014

The binary version of 101 Dalmatians isn't nearly as impressive as the original...

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Well, the score today was brilliant, 4-1 ! Welbeck was amazing, (as was all the team) and to think that he was bought for a bargain con...