Friday, 23 August 2013

José Mourinho - "I'll walk if Chelsea don't win trophies." Stephen Hawking- "I'll walk if Arsenal win trophies."

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The kids have had a great day in the pool today.  It has been hot enough for us to be in the pool and enjoy it, though as my wife was not ...
Thursday, 22 August 2013

GCSEs: Who needs them? I've been lying on my CV for years and no one has checked them. B in maths? I can't even count to B.

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Well, it is the end of a long day.  We woke at two in the morning for our journey from home to Luton Airport for our early morning flight ...
Wednesday, 21 August 2013

2 women athletes kissed on the podium to protest Russia's anti gay laws You should have seen the baton change.

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The video is about the kiss between two members of the winning Russian relay team. There was a thought that this was in protest at the way...
Tuesday, 20 August 2013

What do you call a bunch of over ripe bananas hanging from a ceiling? The bat exhibit at a Chinese zoo.

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Just in case you are wondering, the post title is a reference to the barking lion at a Chinese Zoo .  Well, it has been great for the kid...
Wednesday, 7 August 2013

Papiss Cissé fined for refusing to wear shirt showing Newcastle club sponsor Wonga. Initial fine of £5,000, rising to £47,987,654,334 if he hasn't paid by Friday.

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Mind you, Arsenal have not been up to much in the transfer window so far. Anyway, interesting day today.  As usual, paperwork in the morni...
Thursday, 25 July 2013

Silence is golden, unless you have kids. Then it's just suspicious.

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This picture was published in 1992 in the Dilbert comic strip.  I have knackered the kids out I think.  Today is my paperwork day and so I...
Thursday, 18 July 2013

The media is full of shock over Britain's recent heatwave. Or as we used to call it, 'Summer'

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Today I have come to the realisation that my children seem not to be good at the same time.  One will be good, and in general, the other wil...