Captain Starkillers blog

A blog mostly about my family. Though I also rant about other things, work, music, films etc.

Sunday, 14 April 2013

BREAKING NEWS: For the second time in his career, Tiger Woods successfully gets away with dropping his balls in the wrong place.

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Quick post about the weekend.  Had to work on Saturday but got back to surprise the kids as my wife had unlocked the door so I could sneak i...
Saturday, 13 April 2013

Today China gave North Korea a stern warning to not bomb the United States, because they owe Beijing 16 Trillion Dollars.

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Well, the other joke I was going to post was about Arsenal .  Which I have to say played well on Saturday , a hard earned victory over WBA ....
Friday, 12 April 2013

Margaret Thatcher, forever blue

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Well, it has been an interesting week.  Just in case you are not aware, Maggie is dead .  And this has divided the nation again.  There ar...
Monday, 1 April 2013

My colleagues really take April Fool's day seriously. Five hours I've been in the office now and they're still all hiding.

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First of all, Arsenal won .  And yes, I know that it is April Fools, but they did, honest!  I am still concerned that a goal was let in, b...
Sunday, 31 March 2013

The governments benefits agency ATOS, have today declared Jesus fit for work

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Well, today, at my wife's parents, there has been much joy and consumption of chocolate.  We travelled down this morning as I was wo...
Saturday, 30 March 2013

I'm beginning to suspect I'm not as popular as I thought I was. I've been in hospital for two weeks, and the only "Hope you get out soon!" card I've got is from the nurses.

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Clare Gerada was on Any Questions and the issue of the NHS culture . Like so many people, she is aware that there are a few bad eggs in t...
Friday, 29 March 2013

The inquiry into care standards at Stafford Hospital has found staff were to blame for over 1,200 needless patient deaths, but has recommended that no prosecutions be brought. It makes you think the only thing Harold Shipman really did wrong was opening his own practice.

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Well, this week there has been more about how the NHS needs to change .  Nurses have been bashed being told that they do not care enough a...
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I am a father of two, married to a wonderful woman. While kids are meant to drive you mad, many would argue that I was a bit insane already. But I do not care. The voices tell me that I am fine as do the zen crusading hamsters. In addition to posting here about my family, I like to post a few jokes as well. If anyone other than family members and friends read this, I hope you enjoy the jokes!
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