Sunday, 17 February 2013

A horse walks into a bar. "Too late," says the bartender, "we're joking about the pope now." "He's right," sighs Richard III

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Well, it was a good weekend. I had a course in London, the kids had fun on the Golden Hinde , and we picked up my Mother who kindly agre...
Wednesday, 6 February 2013

Just played Cluedo, the Tudor edition. Henry VII did it, with a shovel, in the car park

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The kids are doing well at reading now. Both have been moved up a grade and they both have decided that they prefer to read Calvin and Ho...
Monday, 4 February 2013

Police are probing huge numbers of fixed football matches, Harry Redknapp is unavailable for comment while he arranges his alibi.

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Well, it was a good weekend.  As usual, I was working, but I got to spend time with the family in the morning, and I was able to spend tim...
Saturday, 2 February 2013

Atheism and Religion are but two sides of the same coin. One prefers to use its head, while the other relies on tales.

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Right now, my wife is taunting me about the football.  I normally do not know the score until Match of the Day .  It was bad enough on Wed...
Wednesday, 16 January 2013

Returning my Tesco fish fingers, just to be on the safe side, they may contain Seahorse.

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Well, it is cold.  And the kids have been loving it.  Today, before they went to school, I took them into the back garden and they had a g...
Sunday, 6 January 2013

If the government know that over 5 billion is being defrauded by benefit cheats, then, if they don't know who they are, how did they know they're cheating?

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Well, the government are having a go at those on benefits.  Saying how people should work, how those on benefits are getting increase in ...
Saturday, 5 January 2013

"Please scream as loud as you possibly can," says the dentist to his patient. "The waiting room's full and the football's on in ten minutes."

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  Well, the screaming is what my kids have been doing today. My wife, since her trip to a mud pit has not been well and has been resting...